McMorris & McMorris has arrived on MTV Canada, and we’re back for episode 2.
Mark and Craig are known for being really good at snowboarding, and really good at having fun. But now we can ride along with them, and so far, it's glorious.
SPOILER ALERT: The following includes detailed accounts of all the trouble contained in episode 2, so if you haven't watched it yet, you've been warned.
10. TWO GOLD MEDALS
First gold medal is at the US Open. Mark pulled out an amazing run in the snow in tough weather.
The second gold medal was in the sleep style competition. Dude, you’re killing it!
9. INDOOR PARKOUR
Another chapter in the book of “is Craig joking or being entirely serious?” Indoor parkour is a great joke, but as you can see above, these guys are actually really good at it.
8. WE’RE GOING TO SPRING BREAK
Thanks to Mark's manager Ninja and S Trip, the sleep style victory comes with a prize: WE’RE GOING TO CANCUN!
7. THE BUSINESS MEETING
Credit to the Raccoon Whisperer, but there’s a good chance those are actually a kind of Coati. Yeah, we don't know what they are either.
These guys are consummate athletes, as evidenced by sinking long putts and whipping each other with golf balls. But this business meeting was more about getting down to some real business: competitions and consequences.
6. FERGIE FASHION #2: CORNROWS
Not much more needs to be said than to remember this amazing visual moment.
And let’s not forget Adam’s “racing stripe”. Or is it “cul-de-sac”. Whatever you call it, it's probably not going to start any new trends.
5. RACING SPEED-O BOATS
Our theory goes something like this: Ulrich loves speedos. With the way he was driving, he was destined to be wearing one.
4. THE WINGMAN COMPETITION
In the wingman competition, the most popular guys of this group were the ones with either the speedos or the cornrows. Or, as Adam put it, this party was “thousands of people looking to make bad decisions”.
3. THE BELLY PIERCINGS
All we’re going to say is that these guys have great taste in belly jewelry.
2. CRAIG GETS SPRING BROKE OFF
We’re not exactly sure what was ailing Craig, but we’re happy he was ok! Cancun takes it’s first victim.
1. LOVELY LESLIE
With everybody racing Ferraris it was great to see Jack’s priorities were more focused on Lovely Leslie, the flag girl. To quote him, “omg look at how sexy she is at walking”.