1. Dancing like your dad is cooler than you think.
If that dad happens to be the godfather of UK reggae, David Rodigan. At 61 he can still shake it on stage with the best of them – can we get a shout out and some signal for this guy?
2. Fancy dress is mandatory.
From showgirls on stage to half the crowd, sequin bras and hotpants were standard issue and that was just the boys. Serious carnival attendees know that the real statement is what’s on your head, as fashion designer Fred Butler demonstrated with her two foot-tall multi-coloured feather creation.
3. Supermodels need time-off to party too.
Karl Lagerfeld’s muse, BFF of Rita Ora and Azealia Banks – is there no end to Cara Delevigne’s talents? Disguising herself with a coloured crop top and floral headdress, she snuck into the RBMA party to pack in some dancing and also take a cheeky turn behind the decks too.
4. There’s no need to be a jerk.
True it’s a carnival staple but focusing on one dish means you’d miss out on the delights of a good goat or mutton curry and some delicious fried plantain – not to mention those amazing corn patties.
5. Carnival is a time for family.
And if that family happens to be uber-cool reggae stalwarts the Marleys then all the better as they all took to the stage for an epic set, literally flying the flag for Jamaica.
6. The most common carnival injury is RSI.
After all, as T.Williams demonstrates here, keeping those hands in the air is hard work.
7. Beyonce has got nothing on the girls at carnival.
We witnessed the girls from Heatwave and CEO Dancers busting moves that would have even Queen B beaten.