Can't get enough of that sweet #94? Peep this list.
In a world of uncertainty, and endless struggles in each and every aspect of life, there is one everlasting truth: Ken Roczen is the sh!t. How can anyone not be on board with the #94? Here are ten definitive certainties about your life as a Ken Roczen supporter:
1. You were on board with eye make-up after you saw the video above.
2. You knew damn well that the manliest thing you could do in this moment was cry :'(
3. You will never get sick of this battle. You have watched it a thousand times, and will watch it a thousand times more:
4. Surfing immediately became your second favorite sport when you saw this video.
5. Whether you're a man or woman, you are at least slightly jealous of his girlfriend. We are.
6. This is the best first pitch you have ever seen. Sign him up!
7. You were inconsolably upset after the heat races in Salt Lake this year...
8. ...and you basically held your breath until Vegas, but then scolded yourself for ever doubting the way of Roczen.
9. You completely lost it when he almost won at the MEC (and may or may not have immediately started placing bets that he will win an SX in 2014).
10. And of course, you have the chain, and you run it everywhere.
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