Evan Geiselman is a tasteful little Floridian. His list of five contains a little bit of everything: a historical figure, an NBA star, a darling young celebrity, the most fun-loving musician of this generation and a somewhat overweight surf journalist. Like we said — a lot of taste, this young Floridian.
George Washington: He seems like a real standup guy.
Lebron James: Who doesn’t want to meet the King?
Selena Gomez: I hope it’d escalate into something more than just a drink. Not gonna get too specific.
Jimmy Buffet: It would be literally impossible not to have a good time.
Brendan Buckley: He has nice hair and isn’t that fat.