Participants and Con Doherty perform at Red Bull Neptune Steps in Glasgow on March 18, 2017
© Leo Francis/Red Bull Content Pool
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See this guy get destroyed by an uphill swim race
Take one freezing canal, add obstacles, 250 racers and a guy with a GoPro. Watch what happens next.
Written by Tarquin Cooper
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2 minPOV run at Red Bull Neptune StepsTarquin Cooper takes part in Red Bull Neptune Steps.
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There are certain essential ingredients for a cracking adventure race. You should be slightly scared before the start. You should go outside of your comfort zone during the race. And afterwards you should be left with that warm glow of satisfaction you get from simply being alive!
On all these, Red Bull Neptune Steps delivers.
It features hypothermia-inducing cold water (7ºC-8ºC), killer obstacles such as rope climbs and cargo nets, and a challenging swim that even hardcore triathletes would think twice about.
But it's the perfect race if you like a bit of madness.
It felt like I was getting waterboarded. 
One competitor's view
Tarquiin Cooper approaches the nets during Red Bull Neptune Steps.
A lot of canal water was swallowed.© Tarquin Cooper
Those obstacles: sure, they're no big deal if you've just been running around one of those mud runs. But after an exhausting swim? Welcome to a new world of physical misery. “It was like being waterboarded,” one athlete told me afterwards.
You need the swimming skills of a salmon
Arriving at the nets exhausted, you require the swimming skills of a salmon just to stop yourself from going backwards – and then you need the strength of a climber to pull yourself up.
Participants perform at Red Bull Neptune Steps in Glasgow on March 18, 2017
The first obstacle: cargo net crawl© Leo Francis/Red Bull Content Pool
“Red Bull Neptune steps is not like swimming in a pool – swimming in a canal is a completely different story,” says 2016 female winner Shannon Botham.
“Having the water come down on you, having to fight people to get up the climbs – it's a totally different ball game.”
The race takes place on a section of the Forth and Clyde Canal, just north of Glasgow, Scotland where seven locks in close proximity provide the natural setting for a race with a difference.
“Oh shit I lost my GoPro," and more outtakes in the video below.
1 minInsiders Red Bull Neptune Steps: OuttakesBehind the scenes at Red Bull Neptune Steps.
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Competitors swim to a lock, then climb up over cargo nets, ladders and ropes, then swim to the next one. In total there are eight obstacles and a distance of 420m to swim.
Mark Deans killed it in a mind-boggling time of 5m 49s to stand on the podium. It's fair to say we came in a little bit after that. Let's just say we were about three times slower.
Crossing the finish line, I was properly destroyed.
Tarquin Cooper
But as they say, it's not the winning that counts, it's the taking part – and Red Bull Neptune Steps packs a ton of fun. Sign me up for next year!
PS: Fancy the latest GoPro HERO5 session? Mine was last seen sinking underneath lock 24 attached to a gnarwhal mount. We would love to recover the footage.
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