There are various ways you can spot a mountain biker. The easiest way, of course, is when they’re riding a mountain bike. That’s the obvious giveaway. Besides that, there are the clothes: the Fox t-shirt and worn-out Five Ten shoes. There are the interests: a casual namedrop of Rachel Atherton in passing conversation for example. And then, there’s the language. Mountain biking has an entire language of its own.
Here are just a few examples of what we mean, straight from the mountain biker’s dictionary:
Semenuk's winning run at Red Bull Joyride 2017
Past tense: Stomped
Definition: To successfully land a trick or run – often a very, very difficult one – from great height, without flaw.
"Bro! Brandon Semenuk just, like, totally stomped the landing on that cork seven!"
Not to be confused with: Stomping, the action of heavily treading one's foot on the floor.
Past tense: Bonked
Definition: To lose absolutely all energy, and subsequently all enthusiasm, while deep into a mountain bike ride.
"I completely bonked right before the final climb. Sat there and cried for 25 minutes. It was pouring rain and I got a flat tyre. Brutal."
Not to be confused with: Bonking, another term for… well, you know. When someone says they bonked on their final climb, the distinction between these two is crucial.
Past tense: Shredded
Definition: To ride a trail with particular fervour, passion, speed, skill and/or style.
"Ready to shred?”
“Dude. I was born ready to shred."
Not to be confused with: The shredding of paper and/or popular breakfast cereal Shreddies. You don’t eat the shred. You live it.
Past tense: Bailed
Definition: To deliberately leap off your bike, often at great risk, to avoid ending up in an even worse collision. Also, a term now commonly used to describe crashing in general.
“I bailed hard, just to be safe really… but I could totally have ridden that if I’d wanted to.”
Not to be confused with: The money you post so that a suspect can be released from pre-trial detention.
Past tense: Dabbed
Definition: To lift a foot off your pedal and stick it out for balance and control, often around a corner, and often to prevent yourself from crashing.
“If I hadn’t dabbed on that corner I would’ve ridden straight into that bush.”
Not to be confused with: That dance move all the eight-year olds, and occasionally your dad, are doing.
Definition: An abbreviation for “local bike shop”, the place where dreams really do come true.
“It was a bit more expensive than on Amazon, but you’ve got to support the LBS.”
Not to be confused with: The abbreviation for the unit of mass, pounds. If you see someone write that the average human weighs 137lbs, which is true, remember it means 137 pounds. Not 137 bike shops.
Past tense: Loose
Definition: To ride hard, fast and stylish, but with a much higher chance of crashing or losing control.
“I rode fast and loose today!”
“Yeah, you should probably go to the hospital.”
Not to be confused with: Loose, the opposite of firm or tight. If anything, in mountain biking, riding loose is actually pretty tight, meaning cool. Which is more than a little confusing.
How to pump
Past tense: Pumped
Definition: A technique used to increase speed on a mountain bike without pedalling, involving pushing the mountain bike into the ground at appropriate moments, in a particular manner.
“I managed to pick up a whole bunch of speed there just by pumping!”
Not to be confused with: The pumping up of tyres.
Past tense: Whipped
Definition: A stylish mountain biking trick requiring great control of the bike, and involving turning the bike sideways mid-air before returning to the standard position for landing.
"The weather in Champery was mental but Danny Hart looked so in control. He stuck a huge whip of the final jump of World Championships. That man has balls of steel.”
Not to be confused with: A literal whip.
Past tense: Roost
Definition: The mud and dirt that flies up behind the bike after a rider goes into a corner. The thing that’s in all your favourite mountain bike photos.
"I thought I was in heaven when I saw you roost that corner!”
Not to be confused with: A place where birds settle to rest at night, or where bats congregate during the day. If birds and bats roosted where mountain bikers roost, it really would be an entirely different sport. Feathers everywhere.